Annoying "Cousins"

Right, so my parents invite over some of their friends, and their kids, my cousins. Well, they're not really my cousins, but we can discuss the motivation of parental units when manipulating familial relationships later. Anyways, these are the kind of kids that watched Ed, Edd, and Eddy when they were 10, if you catch my drift. In other words, they're dorky couch potatoes who spend as much time as possible watching The Soup. Yes, they actually watch The Soup. And I have to be nice to them, because one of them will tell my parents, and they will call my parents, and something bad will happen. And their sister. And their parents. But thats for another rant, er, post...