Stuff You Should Own, Part 2

Sarcasm... Fun... (drool)

Yes folks, it’s The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm. A dictionary! Of sarcasm! Awesome! Seriously though, this thing even has an entry for everything. This is required reading for those of us who are smarter than you.

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The Case for Islam

So, I'm at the gym, (a rare occurrence. Anyone with photographic evidence that I was at a gym voluntarily gets a dollar.) and I'm on the treadmill and watching the TV, and a story comes up about people protesting the placement of a Mosque in the new World Trade Center complex, and I'm thinking, wow, what a bunch of blabbering idiots. As far as I know, we are at "war" with "terror," (don't make me go into that) not with Islam. And if some people decide to attack the United States, lets fight them, not everyone who happens to share a religion with them. Muslims aren't terrorists, terrorists are terrorists. And I'm sure there were some Muslims that died in the three attacks on September 11, 2001.

Stuff You Should Own: Part 1

So I've decided to start a small occasional series about crap you should own. Be warned, all of this "crap" will be a tad (Read: very) geeky. So, without further ado,

CRAP YOU SHOULD OWN!
Part 1
The Geeks Guide to World Domination

This wonderful handbook contains 314.15 wonderful peices of information for the everyday geek, from logic puzzles to the quotable He-Man. A geeky essental, right next to Pocket Ref, 3rd Edition. It just dosen't fit in your pocket. :( Despite that, required reading for all geeks.
Go. Buy now.
Avalible on www.thinkgeek.com

Plastic Tumbleweeds...

So I'm at the train station, and I'm minding my own business, right? And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, a plastic bag rolls by. Thats right, ROLLS by. And I'm thinking, "What the heck?" It was like a tumbleweed! A tumbleweed! A plastic tumbleweed! *Phrase Coined, 5000 XP Awarded*

Annoying "Cousins"

Right, so my parents invite over some of their friends, and their kids, my cousins. Well, they're not really my cousins, but we can discuss the motivation of parental units when manipulating familial relationships later. Anyways, these are the kind of kids that watched Ed, Edd, and Eddy when they were 10, if you catch my drift. In other words, they're dorky couch potatoes who spend as much time as possible watching The Soup. Yes, they actually watch The Soup. And I have to be nice to them, because one of them will tell my parents, and they will call my parents, and something bad will happen. And their sister. And their parents. But thats for another rant, er, post...

Um... Hello?

Well, I guess this is the first post, so I should introduce myself. I am a program writing, 40k playing, Esperanto speaking, Monty Python memorizing, Mac owning type of person. In other words, I am a nerd. (The term "nerd" was originaly coined by Dr. Suess, but that's a diffrent story) This blog will be a general rambling by myself, and possibly others, about random crap. If you don't like that, to bad. If you do, good for you.